For you who love Chinese food, you must have eaten fortune cookies before, right? Ever found funny messages in your fortune cookie? As we know, this crisp cookie contains hidden messages wrapped inside it, which contains sayings, quotes, wisdom words, and lucky numbers (often used as lottery numbers). However, sometimes the words are meaningless and only meant as a jokes, which some examples are shown in this post.
Now, if you want to make a joke to your friends, you can write your own hilarious sayings and put it inside home made fortune cookies. Check out at Chinese Food Recipes blog to see how to make this food!
Funny Fortune Cookie Quotes:
- Some men dream of fortunes, others dream of cookies.
- The world may be your oyster, but it doesn't mean you'll get its pearl.
- You will be hungry again in one hour.
- You can always find happiness at work on Friday.
- Help! I am being held prisoner in a Chinese bakery.
Fortune Cookie Wisdom Words?
- Do not mistake temptation for opportunity.
- A woman who seeks to be equal with men lacks ambition. Ouch!!!
- Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.
- Don’t fry bacon in the nude.
- When everything’s coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.
Hey! Nice website! It helped me find some good fortunes because I am making some fortune cookies! I hope you get some more to add on. :) Best Wishes!
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