Dummy Jokes

Friday, February 24, 2012

Asian Girls Before and After Makeup

Do you like Asian women? Before answer that, let's take a look at some photos of Asian girls' before and after makeup in this post.

It's a common thing for women to use makeups or cosmetics to enhance their facial appearance. We can't argue that makeups can change someone's appearance a lot better. But from the photos below, you'll see that "a lot" is not exaggerate.

I'm not saying that these Asian girls are bad without their makeups, but their before and after pics are so different, that people will think that they not even the same person. If you have the same thought, well, just take a look at their outfits and facial structures, as it's obviously the same. I guess makeups (and probably a little Photoshop too) can change their appearances from ordinary girls to resemblance the most beautiful Asian models.

Traveler and Tourist Jokes

Traveling, especially for a vacation purpose, is a fun thing to do. That's why many people come up with the idea of travel and tourist jokes, which you can read at this post. Anyway, you should search for travel tips as a preparation before you have a vacation, so you won't having a bad experiences like the one from these stories:

"The Matador ............"

An American touring Spain stopped at a local restaurant following a day of sightseeing. While sipping his sangria, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table. Not only did it look good, the smell was wonderful. He asked the waiter, "What is that you just served?"

The waiter replied, "Ah senor, you have excellent taste! Those are bulls testicles from the bull fight this morning. A delicacy!"

The American, though momentarily daunted, said, "What the hell, I'm on vacation! Bring me an order!"

The waiter replied, "I am so sorry senor. There is only one serving per day because there is only one bull fight each morning. If you come early tomorrow and place your order, we will be sure to save you this delicacy!"

The next morning, the American returned, placed his order, and then that evening he was served the one and only special delicacy of the day.

After a few bites, and inspecting the contents of his platter, he called to the waiter and said, "These are delicious, but they are much, much smaller than the ones I saw you serve yesterday!"

The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, "Si senor. Sometimes the bull wins."

Funny Fortune Cookie Sayings and Messages

For you who love Chinese food, you must have eaten fortune cookies before, right? Ever found funny messages in your fortune cookie? As we know, this crisp cookie contains hidden messages wrapped inside it, which contains sayings, quotes, wisdom words, and lucky numbers (often used as lottery numbers). However, sometimes the words are meaningless and only meant as a jokes, which some examples are shown in this post.

Now, if you want to make a joke to your friends, you can write your own hilarious sayings and put it inside home made fortune cookies. Check out at Chinese Food Recipes blog to see how to make this food!

Coffee and Women

Men love coffee. Men also love women. If you're a guy, did you ever compared coffee with women? Moreover, did you ever use that as pickup lines to get hot chick? No? Then I'll tell you how:

Things I Like about Coffee:

Coffee is hot.
Coffee makes me excited.
Coffee is good enough to have every day.
Coffee smells good.
Coffee makes you nervous sometimes.
Coffee gives you warm & fuzzies.

Things I Like about You:

Pretty much the same as coffee.
And who knows, maybe you taste good & keep me up all night too.

Try that lines to the woman you like (at your own risk, of course)!

Thursday, September 15, 2011

Riddle: What Day is it Today?

This time, we back with riddle, another form of brain teaser to test your wit. This one won't be that difficult for you to solve. However, if you need more challenge, we'd probably back with various hard riddles in near future. So, here goes:

A family is on camping vacation to far far away land without any electricity, news, and cell phone, which makes some of them lost count of the day. One night, the family sitting around the campfire and have the following conversation:

1. Father: What day is it? I am sure it isn't Tuesday, Wednesday or Thursday.
2. Mother: Well that's not very helpful dear. Besides yesterday was Friday.
3. Father: No, now that I think about it, yesterday wasn't Friday, tomorrow is Friday.
4. Son: The day after tomorrow is Thursday.
5. Daughter: You are nuts. Tomorrow is Thursday.
6. Mother: Actually, it's probably Thursday today.
7. Son: All we know for sure is that it wasn't Sunday yesterday.

If ONLY ONE statement above is TRUE, what day of the week is it?